Projectile

I just got back from picking Amanda up from daycare. She vomited just BEFORE I was about to buckle her into her car seat! How nice of her; projectile and all. So there I am, in the parking lot with a child covered in carrot vomit trying to determine where I can put her down to strip off her cloths and clean her up. It's 50 degrees outside and I decided the best course of action was to open the tailgate of the 'style and strip her bare right there. It's obvious that she was not feeling too well because she put up very little fight. I was pretty proud of myself; there was no transfer of excrement onto the interior of the car. What would I care, I have WeatherTech mats protecting my car!